Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Ain't Nobody Got Time for That
Everyone needs an outlet for their frustration. While some find it in healthy avenues like exercise or sport, venting to friends, family, therapists, or strangers, or purging their belongings, others tend to cleanse their angst in negative ways, such as taking it out on the bottle or in drugs, or by over- or under-eating. Some folks neutrally addressing their irritation by writing hateful letters or emails that they never send, or expell their aggravation via creativity, be it art, song, dance or what have you.
And then there’s the Facebook folks.
You know who you are. You’re the Wendy Whiners of the social media age. Anything that could go wrong or negatively affect you or the people you love, DOES. Life is always kicking you in the ass and you can never catch a break. If it’s not the car dealership screwing you over, it’s the big boss at work trying to make you look stupid. You always get cut off in traffic, left off the delivery route for your new purchase, and your local utility company has a picture of you on their #1 Enemy photo page. If anyone's going to get shorted a burger in the drive-through window, it's gonna be you. The world is out to get you one fucking annoying day at a time.
And you’re out to document your plight, one fucking miserable post at a time.
I know you too. You are my friends, family, and neighbors. You’re people I don’t know and sometimes I’m you as well. Some of us ride the wah, wah, wah train infrequently, but make a big production when we do, as it’s just like riding a bike….you never forget how to do it. Others of us live permanently in poor me-ville, like an old-school country western song where your dog dies, your truck is repossessed, your wife leaves you and you’re arrested all just in the refrain.
Do you ever wonder how you got to this place? This shitty, horrible juncture where the school’s sole agenda is to screw with your kids:
FB Post: Does anybody know why the school keeps doing X, Y, and Z?
74 Comments and 43 Likes
And the city’s got your number now, 'cause they keep issuing you parking tickets:
FB Post: Can you believe I got a ticket today for arriving back at the car less than 2 minutes after my meter expires?
22 Comments and 15 Likes
And let’s don’t forget Facebook itself and its quest to steal every ounce of privacy (Catch 22) that you own:
FB Post: If you don’t want FB to steal your pictures and identity, like they did mine, make sure to change your settings to X, Y, and Z.
57 Comments,56 of which are asking you how to walk them through step by step of making the changes, and 44 likes.
We all know misery loves company, which has to be why people feel the need to post and commiserate with such negative comments instead of actually doing something about the supposed injustices of the world. I’m here to tell you: Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That!
Before you hit that POST button, or jump on the bandwagon and comment on someone else’s bullshit complaint, check yourself. Everything you put out there on Facebook can come back to haunt you. Friends, family, acquaintances, prospective employers, schools, and people you don’t even know are out there reading what you write. And they remember that junk. You’ll be much better served by a run around the block, a quick bitch session to a friend, or even to stuff your face with a ding-dong (oh woe is me, they don’t make those anymore!)